Name the Four Seasons

Peace, one and all…


And now for some humour…!  I received this in an e-mail from a friend recently and wanted to share it.

Children’s Science Exam Answers

Q: Name the four seasons. 
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar. 
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. 
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists. 

Q: How is dew formed? 
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. 
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow. 
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? 
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids? 
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. 
Q: What happens to your body as you age? 
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. 
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? 
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. 
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. 
A: Premature death. 
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized (e.g., abdomen)?
A: The body is consisted into three parts – the brainium, the borax and; the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U. 
Q: What is the fibula? 
A: A small lie. 
Q: What does “varicose” mean? 
A: Nearby. 
Q: Give the meaning of the term “Caesarean Section.” 
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.

Q: What does the word “benign” mean? 
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. 

Ma’as salama,
Abdur Rahman 

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